Disney + Virus + Author = Disney Quarantine Writing Parody

Maths time!

Wait, don't run away! It's a good one, I promise.

What do you get when you have a virus and a musical obsessed author who likes Disney? A Disney medley parody about writing during quarantine!

A couple nights ago, I was in bed and without thinking, lyrics to this parody came into my head. I have no idea why they appeared, but it came so suddenly and so memorably that I couldn't get it out of my head.

I couldn't keep it in. I had to let it go.


When You Wish Upon A Star

If you write dystopian
That features some kind of plague
Take this time to take some notes
'Cause we're in one now

Under The Sea 

The people are forcing you to-
To stay inside all day long now
What are you to do except to write your
Next blockbuster story book (ah!)

It's not much, I know. To make this post a bit longer, I found an awesome Disney medley by DCappella. You have to check them out because their covers are awesome!


(Be Our Guest, Beauty And The Beast)
Write a book
Write a book
While we're all in quarantine
Take your laptop and your notebook
And the story'll come to you.

Dystopian or romance
Why they all can have a plague
Try it maybe you'll find it's a plot twist
Don't believe me ask your readers

(Under The Sea, The Little Mermaid)
In quarantine
In quarantine
Darlin' it's better holed up inside here
Take it from me

What's out there? A lot of work?
We got free time for a month
Each little second counts for some writing
In quarantine

(Try Everything, Zootopia)
I won't be scared no I won't give in
'Till a write a book and then I'll start again
No I won't procrastinate
I will write a book
I wanna write even though there's germs around

I won't be scared no I won't give in
'Till I write that book and then I'll start again
No I won't procrastinate
I will write that book
I wanna write even though there's germs around

(Hakuna Matata, The Lion King)
Corona virus
What a horrible thought
Corona virus
Ain't so good for us

It means there's germs now
For a couple of months
But it means we can
Write some more

Corona virus

(Friend Like Me, Aladdin)
Hey author reading this,
You've got a month or two or three
Get on the job you big nabob

You ain't never had some time
Never had some time
You ain't never had some time
Never had some time

You ain't never
Had some
Time like this

You ain't never had some time like this
HA!

This is where I'd put a conclusion, but I can't beat a conclusion like HA. 

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