Music Parody of When I Get Rich (When I Grow Up)
An ode for all the broke authors.
Disclaimer: for the record, not all authors are broke. I mean, all the authors I know are making a decent living. Also, the links here are not sponsored or affiliate links.
*Image taken from the thumbnail of the YouTube video down below. It was not uploaded by me.
When I get rich
Disclaimer: for the record, not all authors are broke. I mean, all the authors I know are making a decent living. Also, the links here are not sponsored or affiliate links.
I will be rich enough to buy a write book
That will help to structure my novel
You have 'nuff bucks when you get rich
And when I get rich
I will be rich enough to buy a cup of
Coffee from the cafe right next door to me
A few times a day
And when I get rich
I will buy a L'enger Circ'
I can plan my book then rearrange
In bed late every night
And I'll start a Site
Using Wordpress and Bluehost
Or maybe Siteground or with HostPapa
But I'll choose later
'Cause by then I'll have cash
When I get rich
When I get rich, when I get rich, (when I get rich)
I will be rich enough to hire peeps
To edit, judge and make a front cover for me
For my new novel
And when I get rich, when I get rich, (when I get rich)
I will be brave enough to
Find someone who'll
Beta-read my stories's thirteenth draft
And I will bear their feedback
And when I get rich, (and when I get rich)
I will buy App Scrivener
It's an authors' rite of passage though they
Won't say it out loud
And I'll start a blog (I'll start a blog)
When I pay for my website
After I choose a host and domain name
But that comes later 'cause I don't have the cash
When I get rich
When I get rich
I will be brave enough to
Find someone who'll
Beta-read my stories's thirteenth draft
And I will bear their feedback
When I get rich
Just because you find that you're not rich
It doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it
If you always take it on the chin and wear it
Nothing will change
When I get rich
That will help to structure my novel
You have 'nuff bucks when you get rich
And when I get rich
I will be rich enough to buy a cup of
Coffee from the cafe right next door to me
A few times a day
And when I get rich
I will buy a L'enger Circ'
I can plan my book then rearrange
In bed late every night
And I'll start a Site
Using Wordpress and Bluehost
Or maybe Siteground or with HostPapa
But I'll choose later
'Cause by then I'll have cash
When I get rich
When I get rich, when I get rich, (when I get rich)
I will be rich enough to hire peeps
To edit, judge and make a front cover for me
For my new novel
And when I get rich, when I get rich, (when I get rich)
I will be brave enough to
Find someone who'll
Beta-read my stories's thirteenth draft
And I will bear their feedback
And when I get rich, (and when I get rich)
I will buy App Scrivener
It's an authors' rite of passage though they
Won't say it out loud
And I'll start a blog (I'll start a blog)
When I pay for my website
After I choose a host and domain name
But that comes later 'cause I don't have the cash
When I get rich
When I get rich
I will be brave enough to
Find someone who'll
Beta-read my stories's thirteenth draft
And I will bear their feedback
When I get rich
Just because you find that you're not rich
It doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it
If you always take it on the chin and wear it
Nothing will change
When I get rich
Just because I find myself in a few debts
It doesn't mean that I can't indie-publish a story
If I think that publishing is too expensive
I might as well be saying
I quit storytelling
And that's not right
And if it's not right
You have to put it right
It doesn't mean that I can't indie-publish a story
If I think that publishing is too expensive
I might as well be saying
I quit storytelling
And that's not right
And if it's not right
You have to put it right
~
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