An Author's Search History

So I had this random thought a while ago. 

What would happen if a police was looking at the search history of an author? This post is a prelude to a future post I have in mind. See if you can guess!

Disclaimer: I have no idea how the police works, so accuracy is probably nil. Any pointers would be appreciated. 

[POLICE is looking at an author's history, frowning.]

POLICE 1: [Scrolling] Breaking out of prison, how to stab people, Medieval torture... [Shouts] Hey, mate, I think we need to flag this person for dodgy search history. 

POLICE 2: [Comes over and looks over Police 1's shoulder] Oh man, that's bad. Wait, is that baby names meaning hope? Baby names meaning fire? These are a whole lotta name sites. 

POLICE 1: Paranoid parent?

POLICE 2: [Takes over scrolling] How to use poisons...in writing? 

POLICE 1: [Nods] Author.

POLICE 2: [Sighs] Yep.

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